Punishment Registry 2019

Welcome, citizens. Here's a rundown of our most... enlightening decisions from the past year.

• Public Shaming

  Our favorite pastime. Because who needs actual rehabilitation?

  View Shaming Statistics

• Community Service Hours

  Because who needs actual freedom when you can clean up after our esteemed patrons?

  View Service Hours

• Financial Penalties

  For those who can't afford to pay their dues... literally.

  View Penalty Breakdown

Note: These figures are entirely fictional and not actually binding. Unless you're in our database. Then it's very much real.