YOU HAVE BEEN PUNISHED BY THE ROGUISH

For daring to navigate the asteroid belt without proper clearance, you have been sentenced to the "Rogues Reeducation Camp" for a minimum of 7.3 Earth years.

Don't worry, it's not all bad. You'll get to enjoy the company of your fellow space scoundrels, and learn the art of making the perfect space-sandwich.

But be warned: the camp is run by the infamous "Rover" Rick, a madman with a penchant for bad accounting and worse coffee.

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