Welcome, intergalactic authorities! Here you'll find the definitive list of recognized dwarf planets. Don't even get us started.
Officially recognized as a dwarf planet: 06:06:06, "The Sixth of June, 2006"
This tiny rock was discovered by a team of highly trained, extremely caffeinated astronomers who were trying to get out of a meeting.
Fun fact: 06:06:06 is the only dwarf planet with a palindrome in its name.