A: They're trying to repress you with carbs. Don't ask us, ask them. Read more about it
A: No. You're not worthy. Try asking your local thrift store
A: Only if they're feeling particularly 70s. Check the calendar
A: No. You're trading up, not down. Don't make us explain it
A: We're working on it. Check the blueprint
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