Planetary Complaints Registry

Where the cosmos comes to vent.

Complaint #1: "The Sun is too darn bright."

Asteroid 34592-B complains about the excessive solar radiation on its surface.

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Complaint #2: "The Andromeda galaxy is too far away."

Complainant: Zorvath, a sentient space slug from Andromeda, claims the galaxy's distance causes severe FOMO.

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Complaint #3: "The moon is too big and round."

A lunar rock complains about the aesthetic discomfort of being a giant, round rock in space.

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