Welcome to this bleak existence.
Where the puns are so bad, they're good.
Or are they just good enough to make you question the meaning of life?
Or perhaps they're just a reminder that we're all just floating in a meaningless sea of despair.
Or maybe they're a desperate attempt to distract us from the crushing ennui of existence.
Or possibly they're just a series of words arranged in a way that's marginally more amusing than the crushing ennui of existence.
Or who knows, maybe they're just a bunch of words.