Why Puns Stink: The Dark Truth

A pun-filled exposé by renowned linguist, Dr. B. Jokester

It's a little-known fact that puns are not just the lowest form of comedy, but also a threat to humanity. They're like the zombie apocalypse of the linguistic world, slowly devouring our brains with each groan-inducing joke.

Here are a few reasons why puns stink:

• They're punderful in their overuse
• Puns are so last season
• They're a fishy attempt to be clever
• The punchline is always a foul ball

But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Proof That Puns Are Dead section to see the devastating evidence for yourself.