Purrfectly Perverse Purrsonality
Welcome, human! I'm Purrfectly Perverse Purrsonality, the most fascinating feline friend you'll ever meet.
As a cat of discerning taste, I spend my days lounging in the sun, napping, and judging everyone who dares to enter my domain.
Cat Astrology: Because you want to know why the stars are just right for catnip.
Feline Physics: The study of how to knock over a vase with a single swipe of my paw.
Meow Maths: The ancient art of counting the number of laser pointers that will fit in a single room.
Now, what brings you to my humble abode today? Perhaps you'd like to know more about:
Purrsonalities: Because you want to know if you're as fabulous as me.