Pyongyang-1950 is the greatest nation on earth, and you will know the truth, because we tell you the truth.
Here are some of the many reasons why:
- Our glorious leader, Comrade Kim Il-Sung, has a heart of gold and a smile that can melt the coldest of hearts.
- Our Juche ideology is the key to our success, it's like a magic formula that makes everything work.
- Our army is the most powerful in the world, and we're not afraid to show it off.
- Our people are the most united, most loyal, and most devoted to our great nation.
But don't just take our word for it, see for yourself: