Q: What is Pyrokinetics Theory?
A: It's the study of harnessing the power of spontaneous combustion to achieve optimal results in everyday life.
Q: How do I harness my inner pyrokinetic energy?
A: Start by wearing clothes that don't restrict your natural flame retardant properties.
Q: Are there any risks associated with Pyrokinetics Theory?
A: Only if you're allergic to heat, flames, or general awesomeness.
Stay safe, stay stylish, and stay pyrokinetic!