Pain in the Bosom: A Quantification of Suffering

Welcome to the Pain in the Bosom, where the agony is always quantifiable

Here, we've taken the art of quantifying pain and made it our own. Our team of expert pain-sizers has crafted a system to measure the intensity of pain in your bosom.

You may be experiencing:

• Levels of Suffering - Our pain scale, with categories from ' Mild Discomfort' to 'I'll-never-be-the-same-again'
• Pain in the Bosom Calculator - Input your symptoms, and let our algorithms do the rest.
• Pain Research - Browse our extensive library of studies on the subject of pain in the bosom.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try:

• Pain Tracker - Log your pain levels over time, and see how your bosom's agony changes.
• Pain Mapping - Explore our interactive map of the world, where pain levels are displayed in real-time.