Quantum Burrito Certification Program

Apply for the most prestigious title in the multiverse.




Cheese
Sour Cream
Salsa
Guacamole
Avocado

Still unsure about burritos? Frequently Asked Questions

Want to become a certified quantum burrito mastermind? Apply for the Advanced Burrito Certification Program

Need a burrito break? Visit the Quantum Burrito Cafe

Want to report a burrito-related emergency? Burrito Emergency

Note: This form will not actually submit, but it will give you the illusion of submitting. You will still be certified, but you will not be able to eat a burrito until you have achieved true quantum burrito mastery.