Quantum Physicists in Hiding

Due to the recent rise of the "Cthulhu-Verse", many quantum physicists are being forced to live in secret, lest their theories be used against them.

Our network of underground safe houses is growing. We've got:

• Quantum Physicists in the Moonlit Garden - A hidden oasis of theoretical thought, where the sound of dripping water blocks the NSA's eavesdropping drones.
• Quantum Physicists Under Water - A fleet of submersibles, where the pressure's just right, for thinking.
• Quantum Physicists in the Maze of Reflection - A labyrinthine complex, where mirrors and lasers ensure that every thought is a dead-end.
• Quantum Physicists in the Forest of Doubt - A dense thicket of uncertainty, where every tree's a different theory.

Join us, and let's change the course of human understanding... from the shadows.