Congratulations, you've reached the pinnacle of quantum sophistication! At this level, you can entangle 32 particles simultaneously. But don't get too cocky, because now the coffee machine is going to make you pay. The calibration process is going to cost you $42 per particle.
You can upgrade to Quantum Entanglement Level 3 for even more advanced entanglement capabilities.
Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, you can try to Quantum Entanglement Level 2.5, but be warned: it's still a beta feature.