By: Dr. Caffeine Jones, Lead Researcher
We've discovered a peculiar phenomenon in our quantum coffee research facility: the observer effect.
When a researcher observes a cup of coffee, it ceases to be a pure and simple beverage.
Its molecular structure begins to warp and bend under the gaze of the researcher.
It's as if the coffee itself is trying to tell us something, but what?
We're still trying to decipher the meaning of this strange occurrence, but our findings have been... enlightening.
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We're still trying to find a way to harness the power of the observer effect for our own gain.