As a patron of this esteemed establishment, you are aware that the passage of time is not linear. The Observer Effect Coffee Shop is dedicated to disrupting the fabric of reality, one cup at a time.
Our expertly crafted brews are designed to warp the space-time continuum, ensuring that every sip feels like a journey through the fourth dimension.
Visit our sister shop, Paradoxical Pastry Shop, for a sweet treat that will make you question your very existence.