The Morning Brews

Welcome to Quantum Coffee, where the brews are so good they're Quantum!

It's morning in the multiverse, and you're probably wondering, "What kind of coffee can I get here?" Well, let us tell you, friend. We have:

• The Butter Brew - A rich, creamy coffee that's out of this world.
• The Black Hole Brew - A dark, mysterious coffee that'll warp your senses.

Quantum Quirks:

Did you know that our brews are made from the finest, most exotic particles from across the multiverse? It's true. We've got:

• Cosmic beans from the Andromeda galaxy
• Quantum foam, harvested from the event horizon of a black hole
• Solar flares, collected from the surface of a distant sun

Meet the Barista:

Our barista, Zara, is a time-traveling coffee connoisseur with a passion for the weird and wonderful. She's always ready with a smile and a pour-over.