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It's happening again. The coffee machine has malfunctioned, spewing forth a torrent of quantum foam that's threatening to engulf the entire office.
We're not sure how this happened, but our best guess is that someone tried to brew a cup of coffee with 42 units of caffeine instead of 1.
As the quantum foam continues to rise, we're sending in the cleanup crew (aka Bob from IT) to contain the mess.
Stay calm, stay vigilant, and for the love of all things caffeinated, do not approach the affected area.
Quantum Coffee Emergency Procedures Quantum Coffee Containment Unit 1