Quantum Coffee: Multiverse Muffin Mayhem

Warning: Multiverse Muffin Mayhem Ahead

Caution: This recipe is for experienced quantum bakers only. Prolonged exposure to the Multiverse Muffin Mayhem can cause:

• Unstable flavor profiles
• Unpredictable texture anomalies
• Uncontrollable urges to bake more

Quantum Muffin Recipe:

• Ingredients:
• 1 cup Quantum Cream
• 1/2 cup Multiverse Mischief
• 1/4 cup Caffeine
• Instructions:
1. Mix Quantum Cream and Multiverse Mischief in a quantum-entangled bowl.
2. Add Caffeine and stir until the mixture reaches a critical point.
3. Place in a quantum oven and bake for exactly 42 minutes.

Side Effects:

• May cause temporary reality distortion.
• May lead to spontaneous baking of neighboring universes.
• May result in the creation of a singularity in your kitchen.

For more information, visit our other recipe pages:

• Singularity Souffle
• Transdimensional Tart