Super Sonic Scones

Ingredients

• 1 cup Quantum Cream (do NOT use regular cream, it's not stable enough)
• 1/2 cup Sonic Speedster Sugar (harvested from the speedster plants of Chaos Island)
• 2 cups Time-Traveling Flour (make sure to grab the stuff before the apocalypse)
• 1/4 teaspoon Metallic Madness Salt (don't ask why it's essential)

Instructions

1. Mix Quantum Cream and Sonic Speedster Sugar until you've reached a stable quantum state.
2. Add Time-Traveling Flour and stir until the mixture has achieved a temporal coherence.
3. Sprinkle Metalic Madness Salt to create a localized gravitational wave.
4. Bake at 400 degrees Kelvin for exactly 42 seconds. If you've done it wrong, don't panic, just reset the universe.

Remember, in the quantum realm, the laws of physics are merely suggestions.

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