The Quantum Coffee Manifesto

A call to action for all sentient beings to join the resistance against the tyranny of bland coffee.

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Article 1: The Quantum Coffee Revolution

We, the people, are tired of the same old boring coffee. We demand more. We demand the unbridled flavor and complexity of the quantum realm.

Article 2: The Rise of the Quantum Coffee Empire

As we speak, the Quantum Coffee Empire spreads across the globe, bringing with it an army of flavor-enhanced coffee shops and a legion of enlightened baristas.