Quantum Control Objects Lab

Welcome to the most unpredictable place in the multiverse. We're not really sure what's going on here, but it's probably something exciting.

Currently Undergoing Unstable Experimentation:

A quantum particle that's simultaneously a cat, a spaceship, and a pineapple. Don't ask us why.

Caution: Quantum Fluctuations May Cause:

• Reality distortions
• Time dilation
• Temporary teleportation to alternate dimensions

Proceed at your own risk.

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