Quantum Entanglement 101: The Guide to Being Instantly Confused

Disclaimer: You're going to need to take a few valiums to make it through this.

Entanglement is when two particles are connected, even when they're on opposite sides of the universe. Like that one friend you have who's always on the other side of the universe, even when you're just in the same room.

But don't worry, it's not like it's going to make your head spin or anything... oh wait, it is.

Mathematically speaking: Schrödinger Equation

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This is just a fancy way of saying "things get weird fast."

Key Takeaways:

- Entanglement is a thing that happens.

- Don't try to understand it, just accept it and move on.

- Prophets have the answers.

- If it makes you question reality, just remember: it's not just you, it's not just you.

- Many Worlds Interpretation

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