We're not just predicting the future, we're making it up as we go along!
We've been around since the beginning of time (or at least since the beginning of our favorite TV show)
Our motto: "We predict, therefore we are."
We collect your browser data, your browsing history, and your deepest, darkest secrets. But don't worry, we only use it to make better predictions!
Or do we?
We predict:
Q: Is this a real website?
A: Only if you want it to be.
Q: Do you really have a team?
A: Of course not, but we have a nice picture of one on our about page.
Please do not take our predictions seriously. Or do. We really don't care.
Also, please do not attempt to sue us for damages. We have lawyers, but they're not that good.