In this cookie, the cat is both baked-in and out. It's a paradox of the culinary arts!
These brownies are so quantum, they're both baked and not-baked at the same time. Try to eat them, and they'll disappear!
These cookies are so magical, they're both real and not real at the same time. Try to eat them, and they'll disappear in a puff of minimalist smoke!
These cookies are not really cookies, but rather a thought experiment in the realm of quantum mechanics. Try to eat them, and you'll realize that the concept of 'cookie' is just an illusion!