Welcome to the Quantum Donut Ontology

This site is dedicated to the theoretical exploration of the donut as a fundamental aspect of the quantum universe.

Here you will find the most advanced, most obscure, and most utterly confusing donut-related concepts, presented with the utmost clarity and precision.

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Donut-ontology Basics

Donuts exist as a state of quantum superposition, existing in all states simultaneously, including but not limited to: glaze, sprinkles, and frosting.

Observation of the donut can cause a collapse into a specific state, often resulting in the destruction of the donut.

However, the donut may also exhibit wave-like properties, allowing it to exist in multiple states at once.

Learn more about Quantum Superpositioning

Donut-ontology Applications

Quantum donuts have been observed to have applications in quantum computing, quantum cryptography, and quantum... um, sprinkling.

The study of quantum donuts has also led to breakthroughs in the field of quantum pastry-making.

Read about Quantum Sprinkling