Disclaimer

We are not responsible for any damage caused by quantum entanglement, including but not limited to:

• Reality distortions
• Cosmic radiation poisoning
• Temporal paradoxes
• Unpredictable outcomes

By accessing this website, you acknowledge that you have read and understand these risks and agree to hold us harmless.

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Standard of Care for Quantum Entanglement-Related Injuries