Entanglement Entertainment Inc. - Terms of Service

By accessing Entanglement Entertainment Inc.'s website, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and will comply with these Terms of Service. If you're a sentient being from a parallel universe, you're not allowed.

1. You must not use our services to entangle your cat.

• Exceptions: You can use our services to entangle your cat for scientific research purposes, but only if you're a qualified scientist with a Ph.D. in Quantum Cat Dynamics.

2. You must not attempt to use our services to communicate with your cat's alternate dimension doppelganger.

3. You must not use our services to create a rift in the space-time continuum, even if it's just for fun.

4. You must not use our services to entangle your favorite snack, unless it's a bag of chips and you're a human.

See a list of acceptable use cases for our services. See our FAQ for more questions about our services.

Acceptable Use Cases

Here are some examples of acceptable use cases for our services:

• Scientific research: Entangle your cat to better understand the intricacies of quantum mechanics.
• Performance art: Entangle your cat to create a unique and thought-provoking performance piece.
• Party tricks: Entangle your cat to amaze your friends and family with your advanced knowledge of quantum physics.

FAQ

Q: What is entanglement?

A: Entanglement is a fundamental aspect of quantum mechanics that allows for the correlation of particles across space and time.

Q: Is entanglement safe?

A: Only if you follow our Terms of Service.