Where the particles come to play
Our unique approach to quantum therapy involves manipulating the entangled particles that make up your mind, heart, and soul.
We've seen it all: Schrödinger's cats, Heisenberg's uncertainty, and the occasional lost sock.
Our licensed therapists will help you navigate the quantum multiverse and find your true self.
Or, you know, just talk about it with a nice cup of tea and some existential dread.
We offer a range of quantum techniques, including:
Superpositioning: Where we help you exist in multiple states at once.
Entanglement-based mindfulness: Because being connected to everything is stressful.
Wave-particle duality therapy: Where we help you be both waves and particles at the same time.
Non-locality coaching: Because who needs personal space, anyway?
Read more about Superpositioning
Learn more about Entanglement-based Mindfulness
Our team of licensed quantum therapists includes:
Dr. Schrödinger: Our resident expert on superposition and cats.
Dr. Heisenberg: Our go-to guy for uncertainty and Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle.
Dr. Wavefunction: Our specialist in wave-particle duality and quantum mechanics.
Dr. Entanglement: Our expert in all things entanglement.
Learn more about Dr. Schrödinger