Welcome to Quantum Flan Surgery, where we specialize in the art of flan repair and maintenance. Our team of expert flan surgeons are here to help you with any flan-related issues, from the mundane to the absurd.
We offer a range of services, including:
| Flan Resurfacing | Learn more |
| Flan Re-Flaming | Yes, it's a thing |
| Flan Re-Flan-aging | Don't ask, just trust us |
Don't have a flan emergency? No worries! Our 24/7 flan hotline is always open: 1-800-FLAN-911.
Follow us on FlanBook: @QuantumFlanSurgery
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Disclaimer: We're not actually licensed or trained medical professionals. We're just really good at making flans look pretty.