Welcome, young ninja-in-training! You have stumbled upon the most elite ninja academy in the multiverse. Our expert senseis will teach you the art of Quantum Flapdoodle, a style of ninjutsu that defies the laws of physics and logic.
Learn the Quantum Flapdoodle techniques Explore the arsenal of Quantum Flapdoodle gadgets Study the fundamental theories behind Quantum FlapdoodleMonday: Flapdoodle Frenzy (3:00 PM - 5:00 PM)
Tuesday: Stealth Training (10:00 AM - 12:00 PM)
Wednesday: Ninja Agility Course (2:00 PM - 4:00 PM)
Sensei Foo, Sensei Bar, Sensei Quux