Flapdoodle Infinite Looping Toilet Plungers
Where the laws of sanity do not apply.
You are now trapped in an eternal cycle of plunging toilets, forever bound to the whims of the Quantum Flapdoodle.
Acknowledge the paradox: the Plunger is also the Plungee.
Click here to attempt to break the cycle.
Or click here for paradoxical plunger maintenance instructions.
Or maybe just click here: Surrender
Warning: Do not try to leave.