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Quantum Flapdoodle FAQ

General Information

Quantum Flapdoodle Warfare is a highly classified, top-secret military operation.

Our mission is to defend the universe from an eternity of boredom.

Frequently Asked Questions

  1. Q: What is the difference between a Quantum Flapdoodle and a regular Flapdoodle?

  2. R: Our Flapdooodles have the ability to manipulate the very fabric of space-time!

  3. Q: Can I purchase a Quantum Flapdoodle for personal use?

  4. R: Negative. Quantum Flapdoodles are highly regulated and subject to international treaties. You must have a Level 5 Clearance to purchase.
  5. Q: Can I use a Quantum Flapdoodle for evil?

  6. R: We don't have a "no" policy, but we do have a "no evil" policy. Don't make us have to tell you again.

Note: This website and all information presented are highly classified and subject to revision or deletion without warning. Don't say we didn't warn you.