Welcome, Commander Flapdoodle, to the Quantum Flapdoodle Warfare's Temporal Loop Expansion initiative. We've managed to stabilize the timestream, but at a cost: reality is now a kaleidoscope of chaos.
Our scientists are working tirelessly to re-solder the fabric of spacetime, but in the meantime, we've created a few... let's call them "temporal loop diversions". Click below to explore:
Be careful, Commander. We've had reports of spontaneous combustion, unexplained noises, and an increased risk of reality fragmentation. Proceed with caution.