Warning: Temporal Loop Expansion is a highly classified program designed to disrupt the space-time continuum for the purpose of creating an infinite loop of productivity.
Our team of expert chrono-engineers have created a device capable of expanding the fabric of time, allowing you to relive the same 5 minutes over and over again.
But be warned: each iteration brings us closer to certain doom. The fabric of reality is fragile, and our actions may have unintended consequences.
Still, the benefits of Temporal Loop Expansion are undeniable: you can finally master that tricky level in Quantum Flapdoodle Warfare, or perfect your Quantum Flapdoodle Cooking technique.
Or perhaps you just want to rewatch your favorite TV show 100 times in a row without getting up to get snacks. We won't judge.
But seriously, do not try this at home. Or in a lab. Or anywhere near our headquarters. We're watching you.