Welcome to the most advanced, most secretive, and most utterly useless military force in the multiverse.
Our mission is to defend the fabric of reality from the threats of boring, ordinary, non-flapdoodlian forces.
Meet our elite squad of Flapdoodle Commandos See our impressive arsenal of Quantum Flapdoodle-based weapons Learn about our patented Flapdoodle-based battle tacticsWe recently defeated the forces of Boredom in the Battle of Nowheresville, and are currently on high alert against the threat of Underwhelming.