Welcome to the Quantum Flapdoodle Gravitational Psyopps

We're a team of expertly trained physicists, engineers, and mystics dedicated to bending the fabric of space-time to our whim.

Our research focuses on developing innovative solutions to the age-old problem of making gravity do our bidding. We're not quite there yet, but our progress is... weightless.

Learn more about our research. Explore our antigravity research facility. Visit our lab, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions.

Current Projects:

Quantum Flapdoodle-1: A device that makes pancakes in mid-air.

Gravitational Dissonance Generator 3000: A machine that plays the Macarena in orbit.