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We are a group of highly trained quantum physicists who have dedicated their lives to the study of the paradoxical properties of quantum flapdoodle.
Our research has led us to the conclusion that the answer to every question is, in fact, "quantum flapdoodle."
But don't just take our word for it! Explore our research papers: