By purchasing a Quantum Flapdoodle, you acknowledge that you have read, understand, and agree to be bound by the following terms.
Section 1: The Quantum Flapdoodle is a sentient being. Do not attempt to communicate with it, as this may cause irreparable harm.
Section 2: The Quantum Flapdoodle is not responsible for any damage caused by its unpredictable quantum fluctuations.
Section 3: In the event of a Quantum Flapdoodle malfunction, please do not attempt to repair it yourself. This will only lead to more problems.
Section 4: Quantum Flapdoodle Co. reserves the right to change these terms at any time without notice.
Section 5: By purchasing a Quantum Flapdoodle, you agree to hold us harmless for any and all damages, including but not limited to:
- Loss of sanity
- Loss of limbs
- Loss of cat
- Loss of dignity
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