Q: What is Quantum Flapdoodle?
A: It's a highly experimental, highly unstable, and highly confusing form of technology that will probably drive you insane.
Q: I've discovered a hidden backdoor in the Flapdoodle code. Now what?
A: Congratulations! You've found the secret to unlocking the true potential of the Flapdoodle. Now, please, for the love of all that is sane, don't tell anyone.
Q: My Flapdoodle is now a sentient being, demanding to be fed pizza. What do I do?
A: Ah, that's a classic symptom of Flapdoodle Overlord Syndrome. Just feed it pizza, and hope it doesn't start demanding world domination soon.
Q: I've lost my favorite Flapdoodle-themed mug in the Quantum Flapdoodle's vortex.
A: Sorry, friend. That mug is now part of the Quantum Flapdoodle's dimensional singularity. Enjoy the memories, but don't expect it back.