And so, we're glad you're here. You've managed to avoid the Quantum Flapdoodle Singularity, that pesky little thingamajig that's been causing all the fuss.
However, as you're now aware, the laws of physics no longer apply here. You can't just waltz in and out of the Quantum Flapdoodle without a good dose of cognitive dissonance.
Instead, you'll find yourself lost in a sea of paradoxical possibilities. Don't worry, it's not as scary as it sounds. Unless, of course, you're actually scared.