The Flapdoodle Paradox
Welcome to the Flapdoodle Paradox, where the laws of physics are more like "suggestions" and the fabric of reality is woven from the threads of utter chaos.
We've got a special deal for you! For just 99.99 space credits, our team of expert Flapdoodleologists will explain why your toaster won't toast, why your cat's whiskers are plotting against you, and why your socks keep disappearing in the wash.
But wait, there's more! Visit our sister site, Antigravity Antics, where we delve into the mysteries of why gravity is a lie and the moon is just a hologram projected onto a giant, glowing rock.
Or, if you're feeling brave, head to Chronosynclastic Chaos, our site dedicated to the thrilling adventures of time travel through the space-time continuum...or not.