Quantum Flapdoodle Privacy Policy

We, the Quantum Flapdoodle Corporation, value your privacy as much as we value our vast array of interdimensional portal-opening gadgets. This policy is subject to change, like the laws of quantum probability.

What We Collect

We collect your data, including:

• Your browser's cookie crumbs
• The contents of your fridge, as observed through our advanced quantum surveillance system
• Your thoughts, as intercepted by our neural network of highly trained, highly caffeinated interns

How We Use Your Data

We use your data to:

• Personalize your experience on our website, ensuring you receive the most relevant advertisements for interdimensional travel services
• Develop our advanced artificial intelligence, which we've named "Glitter"
• Perfect our line of Quantum Flapdoodle branded merchandise, which includes, but is not limited to, glow-in-the-dark socks

Subpages

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