Welcome, space traveler, to the quantum realm of culinary delight! Our fries are cooked in a matter of milliseconds, served with a side of existential crisis.
Quantum Fries comes in a variety of quantum states:
Don't have time for our fries? Try our Quantum Flapdoodle - a quantum-entangled mess of fries, served with a side of confusion.
Q: Do the Quantum Fries really change your flavor with every bite?
A: Yes, they do. And also, no, they don't. But don't worry, our quantum physicists are still trying to figure that out.
Q: Can I get a refund if I experience a quantum superposition of flavors?
A: Ha! You'll be experiencing that for free, friend.