Welcome to the most absurd, most fantastical, most utterly useless quantum fuel refinery in the multiverse!
Our fuel is not actually useful for anything, but it does make for great cocktail party decorations.
We use the finest, most expensive, most utterly useless particles to create our signature Quantum Flapdoodle Fuel.
Learn more about our fuel specs.We have an entire team of highly trained, highly confused quantum physicists who are somehow managing to keep the lights on.
Read their riveting story of existential dread.Welcome to the most absurd, most fantastical, most utterly useless quantum fuel refinery in the multiverse!
Our fuel is not actually useful for anything, but it does make for great cocktail party decorations.
We use the finest, most expensive, most utterly useless particles to create our signature Quantum Flapdoodle Fuel.
Learn more about our fuel specs.We have an entire team of highly trained, highly confused quantum physicists who are somehow managing to keep the lights on.
Read their riveting story of existential dread.We've found 3 uses for our fuel so far: as a great paperweight, as a decoration for our conference table, and as a makeshift frisbee for our CEO's cat.
Get tips on using our fuel for the most absurd purposes possible.