Warning: Do not attempt to use Quantum Flapdoodle Fuel for actual propulsion or energy production. The results may be catastrophic and potentially universe-ending.

For optimal results, please consult our comprehensive guide to Quantum Flapdoodle Fuel Ignition and Maintenance.

Remember: Quantum Flapdoodle Fuel is not just for the brave, it's for the certifiably insane.

Quantum Flapdoodle Fuel Ignition Sequence: Click here to begin.