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This top-secret simulation is designed to predict and prepare for the most likely outcomes of a catastrophic quantum gravity event. Our team of highly trained experts, led by the renowned Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, have created a realistic and entertaining experience that will challenge your understanding of quantum gravity and leave you questioning the fabric of space-time.
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