Quantum Flapdoodle Risks

A collection of absurdly hypothetical quantum risks.

Quantum Flapdoodle 1: The Uncertainty Principle

This risk involves the possibility of quantum particles being in two places at once, causing spontaneous combustion of nearby snacks.

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Quantum Flapdoodle 2: Superposition of Socks

This risk is characterized by the tendency of socks to exist in multiple places at once, leading to an infinite search for the matching one.

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Quantum Flapdoodle 3: Quantum Non-Locality of Laundry

This risk involves the phenomenon where dirty laundry becomes clean, but only on alternate dimensions, requiring an infinite amount of detergent.

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