Method 42: The Quantum Teleportation Method for Classical Computers

Warning: Do not try this at home. Or do. We don't really care.

Quantum Teleportation, the art of moving information from one place to another without the internet. Because who needs the internet, right?

Step 1: Prepare the Quantum Teleportation Device

1. Prepare the device (requires 4 hours, 3 cups of coffee, and a good sense of humor)
2. Connect it to a power source (not the power of your imagination, just a regular old outlet)
3. Set the dials toประก 42 (don't worry, it's not as complicated as it looks)

Step 2: Load the Information

• Load the information (requires a strong stomach and a love of paperwork)
• Make sure it's not too big, or too small. You don't want to over- or under-teleport.

Step 3: Press the Button

And... it's done! The information has been teleported to the other side. Or has it?

		SELECT 42
		echo "Information has been teleported!"
	

Side Effects

• May cause dizziness, disorientation, or spontaneous combustion.
• Not responsible for any damage to persons or property.
• Side effects not included in this list may be more likely than not.

Side effects may vary.