Article I: Socks - You must accept the fact that all formal attire at Quantum Flapdoodle includes rainbow-colored socks as a matter of course. Refusal to do so may result in the immediate termination of your participation in our Quantum Flapdoodle experience.
Article II: Dance Moves - Quantum Flapdoodle participants are not allowed to perform any dance moves that involve entanglement of more than three particles without prior approval from the Quantum Flapdoodle Dance Committee.
Article III: Quantum Flapdoodle Property Rights - All intellectual property rights to any quantum-flapdoodle-related concepts, including but not limited to quantum entanglement in dance moves, are reserved to the Quantum Flapdoodle Corporation.